SexBot

FoxBot from BoneCraft

Created for safety and pleasure by The Republic Dominion Federation of Empires, the SexBot is the epitome of fucking technology. During long voyages, Wranglers spend most of their off-duty time waiting in the long line to get their satisfaction.

“Low testosterone levels, fucking me would be highly advisable.”

“Please be sure to safely remove hardware.”

“Executing program Dick Suck.”

FoxBot

Fox Bot from BoneCraft

Originally designed by Spacely Sprockets, the second generation Rosie the FoxBot was the Model-T of the Fuck Bot industry.

“I have been so honored to service you all these years.”

Willy “Chicken Shit” Hudson

Willy Hudson Space Wrangler from BoneCraft

Forced into service by the monetary burden of supporting his many wives. After numerous complaints of “wanting out of this chicken shit outfit,’ he was forcefully reassigned to Captain Fort Worth’s service. His official response was, “At least it’s a cunt hunt and not another bug hunt.”

“All I see is eyes and teeth. They’re all around us man, Jesus!”

“Hey, maybe you haven’t been keeping up on current events, but you’re getting fucked.”

Mack “Nibbles” Tyson

Mack Tyson Space Wrangler in BoneCraft

Too wild and horny for the Intergalactic Penal Colony, Tyson was sentenced to Captain Fort’s service with a warning to the rest of the crew: watch your ears and your assholes.

“Watch me impregnate this defense.”

“Where’s Soda Pop for the wobbly H when you need him.”

“They call me the knock-up kid.”