From The Creators of BoneTown Comes An Erotic Fantasy Quest – Coming 2011
BoneCraft the Video Game
Somewhere, in some galaxy, a peaceful land of orcs and elves is about to be torn apart.
A mighty spacecraft hurtles through the sky, filled with invaders from a planet far away. They call themselves the Good Ol’ Boys, but the elves fear nothing good will come of their visit. These drunken space marines are about to discover that the planet harbors the most precious commodity in the universe: elf pussy.
Can the elves vanquish this new enemy before they discover the secret elf brothels? Will the horny orcs be able to resist the charms of their sexy elf neighbors? And how will they defeat the most frightening enemy of all?
You asked for it and we listened. The upcoming BoneCraft release will feature lots of the elements you’ve been asking for all along! You got a sneak peak about what’s new in sex from the Sex Trailer last week, and now, we have even more good news.
We all know that BoneTown and BoneCraft are only available on the PC because our good friends over at the consoles don’t allow our type of entertainment on their devices. But that shouldn’t mean you can’t use their controllers! We listened to your suggestions, and in BoneCraft, you’ll be able to use an Xbox 360 controller or any other Microsoft controller–in addition to the normal PC controls, of course.
We know some of you felt like BoneTown was too hard. Some thought it was too easy. Lucky for everyone, we’ve given BoneCraft three levels of difficulty so you can choose to play in Easy, Medium, or Hard mode. If you just feel like getting some action from a hot Elf chick, you can breeze right through the missions in Easy mode, and if you’re like us and enjoy a bit more of a challenge, we’ve made the game Hard for you. No pun intended.
Fort’s lusty ways caught up with him when he was sentenced to a life in prison for interstellar solicitation in the 4th degree after being caught with C3P-Ho. His only escape from prison was to become a hired gun for The Republic Dominion Federation of Empires. Encased in Wrangler Armor, he was tasked with killing the galaxy’s most heinous criminals and terrorists.
“I’m about to cast a spell on your face.”
“Pardon me ma’am, but you got strong looking knees.”
“God Damn boy, if you only knew- I’ve licked more pussy then Lubbock’s got hairs on his balls.”
“Just imagine, if you, just by accident, stumbled across a whore. She’s got eight tits, three of em’ lactating, two tongues, one on each ball, and can accommodate your dick in her ass, pussy and her mouth all at the same time!”
“Swampy, you known me a long time, you discharging piece of horny green meat. And you know, the one thing you can’t keep from a rattlesnake dirt-bag like me, is the smell of an elf’s vaginy.”
Prison-bound for life for Sexual Assault on a Space Cow, Lubbock became the head of the Captain Fort Worth fan club while they shared a cell. Lubbock has risen through the ranks of the Wranlgers though sheer luck and ass-kissing, and is now second in command to Fort.
“I hope Jesus isn’t watching.”
“Careful to not get a nut stuck in there.”“Captain, remember that time we tag teamed a Wookie?”
“I’m under direct orders to get my dick wet.”
“My number two disposal function broke.”
“You was bringing it home right into an elf chick’s hanger but damned if you couldn’t get docking clearance.”
“Captain, there’s hunks of burning rocks falling out of the sky. And they got real big penises.”