High Professor of Sexual Studies, the Headmaster is believed to be the foremost instructor of head in all the land. He is the on-site tutor for all the Queen’s ho’s.

“I’m like morning wood Wrangler, there’s only one way to get rid of me.”

From Not So Surewood Forest, the Very Merry Men have linked up with Twink on his quest.

Having left his home to save the Princess–and then bone the fuck out of her–Twink is in search of the Three Triangles to aid in this quest.