Captain Fort Worth

Captain Fort Worth

Fort’s lusty ways caught up with him when he was sentenced to a life in prison for interstellar solicitation in the 4th degree after being caught with C3P-Ho. His only escape from prison was to become a hired gun for The Republic Dominion Federation of Empires. Encased in Wrangler Armor, he was tasked with killing the galaxy’s most heinous criminals and terrorists.

“I’m about to cast a spell on your face.”

“Pardon me ma’am, but you got strong looking knees.”

“God Damn boy, if you only knew- I’ve licked more pussy then Lubbock’s got hairs on his balls.”

“Just imagine, if you, just by accident, stumbled across a whore. She’s got eight tits, three of em’ lactating, two tongues, one on each ball, and can accommodate your dick in her ass, pussy and her mouth all at the same time!”

“Swampy, you known me a long time, you discharging piece of horny green meat. And you know, the one thing you can’t keep from a rattlesnake dirt-bag like me, is the smell of an elf’s vaginy.”


Lubbock from BoneCraft

Prison-bound for life for Sexual Assault on a Space Cow, Lubbock became the head of the Captain Fort Worth fan club while they shared a cell. Lubbock has risen through the ranks of the Wranlgers though sheer luck and ass-kissing, and is now second in command to Fort.

“I hope Jesus isn’t watching.”

“Careful to not get a nut stuck in there.”
“Captain, remember that time we tag teamed a Wookie?”

“I’m under direct orders to get my dick wet.”

“My number two disposal function broke.”

“You was bringing it home right into an elf chick’s hanger but damned if you couldn’t get docking clearance.”

“Captain, there’s hunks of burning rocks falling out of the sky. And they got real big penises.”


FoxBot from BoneCraft

Created for safety and pleasure by The Republic Dominion Federation of Empires, the SexBot is the epitome of fucking technology. During long voyages, Wranglers spend most of their off-duty time waiting in the long line to get their satisfaction.

“Low testosterone levels, fucking me would be highly advisable.”

“Please be sure to safely remove hardware.”

“Executing program Dick Suck.”


Fox Bot from BoneCraft

Originally designed by Spacely Sprockets, the second generation Rosie the FoxBot was the Model-T of the Fuck Bot industry.

“I have been so honored to service you all these years.”