Prison-bound for life for Sexual Assault on a Space Cow, Lubbock became the head of the Captain Fort Worth fan club while they shared a cell. Lubbock has risen through the ranks of the Wranlgers though sheer luck and ass-kissing, and is now second in command to Fort.
“I hope Jesus isn’t watching.”
“Careful to not get a nut stuck in there.”“Captain, remember that time we tag teamed a Wookie?”
“I’m under direct orders to get my dick wet.”
“My number two disposal function broke.”
“You was bringing it home right into an elf chick’s hanger but damned if you couldn’t get docking clearance.”
“Captain, there’s hunks of burning rocks falling out of the sky. And they got real big penises.”